Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Rabbit Watching

We have a new RDD (Rabbit Detecting Device) in our home! It is free of charge and was activated automatically.

This is how we discovered our RDD:
  1. Install one cat table beside the living room window (window must face a direction in which neighborhood rabbits can be detected)
  2. Move kitchen table and chairs to sit directly behind said cat table (a chair alone would suffice but if there is no table to sit at, one may miss the RDD alarm when it is activated)
  3. Sit patiently and wait (a few cups of coffee and a round of morning word puzzles is often sufficient)
  4. Alarm is activated when your RDC (Rabbit Detecting Cat) sits on the cat table and the cat's tail automatically finds its way between two of the wooden rungs on dining room chair (I forgot to mention that a chair with wooden rungs on the back works best for this application)
  5. When said cat spots a rabbit (or bird or any interesting moving object outside), tail will automatically go into "wag" mode and set off the alarm (I guess one also needs a specially designed cat, who wags his tail like a beaver flaps its tail as a warning - luckily, we have one such cat in residence)
  6. The thwacking of RDC's tail sets off your RDD device and your next course of action is to peek out the window and wait
  7. Warning: cats see things humans cannot. Our RDC detected motion far sooner than the human eye could detect and there were several (seemingly) false alarms before the RDC's alarm changed ever-so-slightly ...
  8. Then! Two rabbits were spotted by a mere human. They cavorted around a little while but had to keep moving due to extreme cold weather warnings
Thanks to our RDC and RDD, I finally had a chance to spot TWO rabbits together, in full view from our living room window! I have not witnessed a dual rabbit spotting since July 19th (yes, I am serious about Rabbit Spotting and it is documented well, within the contents of this blog space).

RabbitDetectorDevice - get yours now!
To be fully functional, tail must find its way between the rungs of the chair
(in this photo, the tail is slightly askew so no alarm was set off at the time of this picture)



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